• pretty girls: id rather be called beautiful than hot
• me: lol ill take what i can get

sodamnrelatable:

me when i get money for my birthday

me 2 days later

(Source: snorlaxatives, via told-you-im-a-g)

kellinsbum:

so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some shit please fuck off im too tired for this”

(Source: paledreamers, via told-you-im-a-g)

johnvris:

what if one year they replaced the oscar trophies with these things

and watched all the actors try to hold onto them on stage

(Source: sayakakyouko, via told-you-im-a-g)

kawaiipeculier:

earljrsmith:

Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in

(Source: cashgetter, via told-you-im-a-g)